This strip first appeared in issue #274 of Linux Magazine.

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[Panel 1: Elvie is speaking on the phone to her mother]

Elvie: It's a scourge on society -- a virus whose malign effects spread easily among the poor and ill-educated, propagated by humanity's inherent need for social interaction.

[Panel 2: Elvie's mother, on the other end of the call]

Elvie's mother: No, no -- Not "influenza".
I said, "What's an influencer?"

[Panel 3: Elvie's end of the call, again]

Elvie: Yeah… I heard you.