This strip first appeared in issue #233 of Linux (Pro) Magazine, and is the first part of a trilogy.

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[Panel 1: Elvie and Jessica are in a car]

Elvie: I'm driving you to school, to help keep you safe.

Jessica: You do know there's not actually a
predator around every corner, right?

[Panel 2: Elvie is performing an emergency stop due to a girl crossing the road while using her phone. In the background other kids are bumping into things]

Elvie: It's not that -- I'm worried about you trying to text and walk at the same time!